Bahut din baad!

Aur bhidu log kya bolte... aaj bahut din ke baad apun idhar bankas karne ko aaila hai... kya bolne ka.. saali life ne vaat laga ke rakhi hai... bhammai apne ko kaam mangta hai.. pun yeh saala punter log apni g**** laal karte rehte hn... kaam nhin dete.. inki maa ka... apni item bhi apne saath hai pun usko bhi kaam ka chaska lagela hai.. ek appunich khaali fokat sadak-chaap hai...

Ab apun ka kuch likhne ka mann nahin karta.. na shairy ka na dairy ka... Israel-Iran ke beech jung hona maangta.. saala Israel ko lita lita ke dene ka... iski maa ki... saala kahin poonh bhi ho jaaye toh  bolte Meem log ne bomb phod dia.. aisa hai kya.. saare atankwadi apunich hain kya.. apun bolta hai jitne log bhi meem ko atankwadi bolte hai.. sab ko gulab bhejne ka aur jaadu ka jhappi dene ka.. aur bolne ka.. get well soon maamu!

baaki life bahut thakeli hai bhai log.. kuch nahin rakha... chalo abhi apun chalta hai.. pun abhi jaldi jaldi aata rahenga... chikni chameli.. jumma chumma dena... chal hata sawan ki hata... chal chal apna baja... apna baja!

huhhhhhhhh...

Aur aapa log kya bolte...shahar ka chaliya, rang rasiya, apun idhar wapas aagaila hai...bole toh mast jhankaar beats life horela hai pun saala ek ich gum hai yeh b******* mantri log ki g*** mein abhut dum aagaila hai...mantri chod yaar, saala aajkal ka chokra log sadak pe public ko bhadka rela hai, kya bolne ka, abhi dhanda bana daala hai sab.. har ek ko apna garoor hai, iski maa ka ghanta saala...saala sab log ko mcoca lagao aur andar bhejo, kya hindu kya muslim sab saale paise ke gulaam...dharam ke naam pe, jabaan ke naam pe logon ka rape karne ka...

apun kasam se pakk gaila hai, dimaagh ki khoti horeli hai, saala time ich pass nahi horela...mumbai ki sadkon pe chamiya log phir se chamakreli hain...ae maamu koi kaam bata nahin toh hata sawan ki ghata, pardah phaad aur jalwa dikha...chal yaar mood nahin hai, apun wantaas leta hai...aur kaki azoba bara aahe ka? me kaun tumcha munna...!

Nomoshkaar..!

Arre daud reli hai mamu log, bole toh apun ki dhanno ud reli hai...apun abhi life khoob enjoy kar rela hai..aur tum log ka kya...item vitem moje mein...saala jindagi ka matlabich badal gaya...full too raapchik...baaki baad mein likhunga, abhi apne paas time kum hai...toh lage raho mamu log...ani dua kara...apne ko apni raah mile...nomoshkar..

Dahi kar rela hai!

Maa kasam bhai log saale sab namune apne koich milte haina...saala dimaagh ka dahi hogaila hai...bole toh fultoo vaat lagela hai! iski to saali ma ki aankh abhi kya bolega saala dost ich baaju mein churi ghusayenga toh kya bolne ka maamu...

Aur suna hai Australia mein bhi Agra ka monkey-man dekha gaya hai...arre wahich apna bhajji ka dost...saale ki g**** mein bahut mirchi lageli hai..barobar haar ke baad naatki kar rele hain...Aur karo natak aur phir jhelo Irfan ko...jeeta kaun? bole toh pointing ki chaddi phaad daali maamu..(waise chaddi pahenta hai kya?)

arre benazeer ko bhi tapka daala yaar...bole toh pakistan mein mushu bhai cha gaile haina..abe saalo jeb mein nahin daane amma chali bhunane..saale bush ke chamche log...kya democracy chalayenge...mein toh bolta hun pakistan ko wapas india mein mila do...bantais phir dekhna sub-continent se america ki bhi phategi...! sab apnich ch****giri hai jo yeh gore log uchal rele hain nahin toh kahan woh aur kahan apni sabbhiyata...

Apun ek baat bolenga bhailog apna desh kitnaich pashchimi kapde pehan rela hai pan jo serkozy ke saath kia sahi mein mazah aagya..Saale ki dao ko ghusneich nahin diya...bechara...

Aajkal apna bhi din raat naach rela hai bole toh kabhi taal sidhi jaati hai kabhi taanporaich toot jaata hai...aur tum bolo chamiya vamiya moje mein...koi raapchik chameli mili kya?

aur kya bolega...apun khaali bankas karta hai tum saala log commentich nahin maarta..page open kia bole toh comment marne ka...chala ata me zanaar tumhi log masti nako kara...kaam kara kaam kara...sum mein allah raam kara...nahin tar me tumhala marnaar!...munna tumcha aamdaar...!

aur bidu log...aaj phir tekri pe...

aur maamu log kia bolta...abhi apun bahut josh mein hai...kaam bhi mast raapchik chalrela hai...pun saath mein tension bhi badhrela hai...apun bahut bore hota hai aajkal..saala life khatta meetha hai...abhi apne ko roz apni raqqasa sapne mein dikhti hai...aur apun yahisc sochte sochte raat jaagran karta hai...

aur tum bolo..kasa kai bara aahe? tum log bhi saala bhahut tension lete ho yaar...arre tension toh ab dipika ko hai...ek saath do chaave...ek chakke maarta hai aur doosra to dhoich dalta hai...bechari dipika...:P

arre yaar yeh media ke cho*** log aish-abhi ke peeche kyun pad gele hain...aaj karvachoth hai toh kal aish bachche kab degi...saale chocolate leke beithe hain kia....

Yeh chote nawaab ne zabrdast haath maara hai yaar...yaqeen nahin aata..pehle apni se bahut ziada age ki lady aur ab apni se bahut kum ki...pan mamu kuch bhi bolo...hero aish kar rela hai...bechara shahid ka-phool murjha gaya...

Dravid team se bahar aur yeh taklu veeru ander...arre kyun matti paleed karte ho...ekich toh achcha khiladi tha..woh bhi bahar ab hilate raho cup ko...

chalo bahut bakwaas jhaad diya...aata apun wantaas ki leta hai...tum bhi kuch lelo..aur chachi chicha ka khayaal rakha aajkal bahut uchal rele hain...sabhi apne chane waalon ko mera dher saara chumma...ae chamiya sunna...apun kaun..munna!:D

wohich juna lafda....

what the hell it is?????? wohich saala roz ka chick chick...manager log ka lafda...apni anti mein money dabane ka apne ko door se honey dikhane ka...abhi toh bahut bardasht hogaya...bole toh over flow horela hai...saale log khud ko samajhte kia hai...har time ek na ek naya shot karte hain...

laucha hogaya bhai log woh saala wapas wohich juna lafda naam ka aur kaam ka...yeh toh hua apna life...tum bolo kia kar rele ho...koi dhunno pati ya abhi bhi lutrele ho apun ke jaisa...

arre apne hero yuvraj ne toh angrez log ki maa******** kar daali...woh yede flintoff ne faaltu lafda kia...n bhai ne toh chakkon ki barsaat kar daali...bahut maza aaya...ek dum solid apun ke maafiq game tha...

arre Ram setu pe yeh log kaahe ko lafda kar rele hain...rehne do usko waisa hi...jub sentiments hurt hote toh kaahe ko chedne ka...govt pagal hogeili hai...minister log ko paisa mila rahega kar keich uchal rele hain...abhi paisa lauta nahin sakte toh ram ke hone ka bhi vishwaas nahi karte...inka koi dharam nahin...

aur koi international khabar??? yeh sab thanda chal rela hai apun ke jaisa...apun toh sahi mein pakrela hai...

arre haan America ke ek senetor ne God pe muqadma kia hai...haina saala maamu!!!!

chalo abhi apun vantaas leta hai...

paan, supari, chunna...aapka pyaar munna....

dhunno lutreli hai!!!

salaam bhai log...

kia bolte...tumhari aapa log to moje mein na...apun ki toh saali dhannoich lut gayeli hai...bole toh akhkha life ka tension ooper wala yehich time pe derela hai...ghar ka tension kaam ka tension...bole toh saala tensionich tension...

yeh saala manager log maamu hote hai...kuch nahin aata inko..khali peeli dimaagh ki dahi karte hain...saale sochte apun koi machine hai bas ghiste rehne ka...inki toh maa ki aankh...

aur indo-pak match dekhe kia...kia solid game tha..sahi bole toh full too enjoy...yaar apun ka vaat lag gayela hai..saala chavanni ka profit nahin ulta athanni ka lafda...

apun ke liye dua karna...tumhara munna...jisko public ne lagaya chunna...